Dearest Faux Bologna,
You are so dear to my heart. When I saw you yesterday in the small vegetarian section at the grocery store, I thought, "My what a good birthday treat that would make!" Today at lunch time, I looked in my fridge to see you sitting there ready to be a tasty treat. I grabbed half of a whole wheat pita bread, Daiya mozzarella, dijon mustard, and a few leaves a spinach. I turned on my toaster oven, laid down the pita, then you and sprinkled the faux cheese on top. I awaited anxiously. The timer dinged, I pulled my sammich out, squirted some mustard on top, carefully laid out the spinach and folded it in half. I am currently scarfing down said sammich and am overcome with joy. Thank you for being so so delicious, Faux Bologna.
Love,
Nico
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